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People say that Tel Aviv is a bubble - just one word off from bubble gum. I love bubble gum. If you think this observation makes no sense, borders on stupid or is stupid then I urge you to read on. If you think that it sounds just right, then you love bubble gum mister! If you are looking for naked pictures of Israeli women, I?m sorry to say you won?t find them here. But keep up the good search and if you like what you find come to Tel Aviv for the real thing. God speed little doodle.

1.) Sometimes people don?t live in Tel Aviv.

2.) A crappy, crappy Jew.

3.) Peace Now can suck my sweaty nutsack.

4.) Meshuggenah Mile

5.) Q:What makes a superhero Jewish? A:Female genital mutilation.

6.) Arbeit Macht Frei in 6.5 weeks or less

7.) Muhammad?s got nothing on Mickey Mouse.

8.) It?s not a ?mezu-zah? it?s a ?mezu-zon?t?

9.) Music is a force.

10.) Birthright Israel Alumni answer the call, ?Ah-lo!?

11.) On Being Yozi

12.) It truly was a magical holiday for everyone but me.

13.) You don?t win friends with salad ? and that?s the truth, dickfor.

14.) George "The Animal" Steel

15.) Suck Ari.

16.) ?The Jew is mightier than the sword.? Or, ?I eat my pepperoni pizza on paper plates.?

17.) ?Mommy, please don?t let the man with the knife near my happy member.?

18.) ?A cap is worth a thousand words.? Or, ?How to spot a North American resident of the United States of American.?

19.) You can?t say that on television. A blog is not television.

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21.) WE DON?T NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN. water would be nice, please send some quickly.

22.) A few nights ago I was invited to a Sium.

23.) Abe Foxman is a big, fat kike and would better serve human kind as numerous bars of soap.

24.) In the footsteps of Jesus or Palestine, Part Deux

25.) Why aliyah seemed like a good idea at the time.